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a cigar filled with weed that you use as a dido on your gf before you smoke it
there's so much pussy juice on this thing
yeah man its gonna be a good fish roll up today
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a tampon that falls out in front of a LARGE audience and chills on the couch for all to see!
Guy- "what is that???"
she grabs quickly
Girl- "A pizza roll napkin!!!"
she is very embarassed!!
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The second best insult to be used on a city boy or hockey player. Indicates they are both soft (like a tootsie roll) and gay (like a fruit cup). Thus calling them soft and gay in one phrase. As seen in Letterkenny problems on Youtube, a series of comedy skits about small town life problems.
The first best insult is ten ply.
Guy 1- Ladies love the flow, bro.
Guy 2-Buddy the only thing ladies love is when you quit talking.
Guy 1 - What'd you say.
Guy 2- You heard me. Buddy your softer than a "tootsie roll fruit cup"
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A treacherous, nasty, dangerous person or thing you should steer clear of.
I avoid visits with my wife's family as my evil mother-in-law is a rolling ball of butcher knives.
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An expression said to someone or about someone who is talking for far too long about a topic that no one around understands or is interested in.
If the long-winded bore hears you, her or she will probably say, "Yes, that’s exactly right," even though rolling a five and a two has nothing to do with that they are talking about.
RIMMER: Anyway, to cut a long story short I threw a five and a four which beat his three and a two, another double six followed by a double four and a double five. After he'd thrown a three and a two I threw a six and a three.
LISTER: Rimmer, can't you tell the story is not gripping me? I'm in a state of non-grippedness, I am completely smegging ungripped. Shut the smeg up.
RIMMER: Don't you want to hear the Risk story?
LISTER: That's what I've been saying for the last fifteen minutes.
RIMMER: But I thought that was because I hadn't got to the really interesting bit...
LISTER: What really interesting bit?
RIMMER: Well! Then I rolled a five and a two...
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A specialized burger that comes with papaya
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Papaya Was A Rolling Stone Burger, it comes with papaya!"
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to have sex with a female who is so loose you can roll up her snatch
"bro i had to jungle roll the beef curtians last night"
"NO WAY"
"way"
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