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when i saw the multiplayer trailer for that game i came a gallon in my pants. no lie im still trying to clean it up.
*watches soldier shoot the AA-12 auto shotgun in modern warfare 2 multiplayer trailer
faggot: finally i have something to masturbate to for tonight!
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A strange creature encountered only after defeating the Level One Ellen. After planting your seed in the Level Two Ellen, you may begin your pursuit for the boss, Big Noel.
"I just beat the Level 2 Ellen and I feel great."
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Type 2 Fat Person Syndrome
A person who used to be fat and has lost weight, but retains the anger and bitterness of a fat person and still sees themselves as a fat person.
Gerald: "Whitney seems like she has so much going for her. Why is she always such a bitch?"
Erica: "Leave her alone. She has type 2 FPS".
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The Season 2 Switcharoo is an ideological bait and switch.
When a Television series avoids taking political positions and focuses on good story and characters in it's first season only to go full on current year politics in follow up seasons.
The writers and producers know that people want to be entertained not preached at. So they lure people in, get them invested with an apolitical high quality first season and only to then start beating them over the head with their Ideology in season 2 onwards.
Example:
Hot new Science fiction series
Season 1: A thoughtful space opera dealing First contact and how different people deal with the ramifications.
It's apolitical focused on telling an interesting story and set pieces & people love it.
Season 2: Black Lesbians dealing with racism and homophobia in SPAAAAAACEEEE.
Its character focused merely as a thinly veiled excuse for the writers room to beat you over the head with their political beliefs. Audience dislikes it more than likes it.
Season 3: Cancelled after 4 episodes.
"Dammit I really liked that show/movie but they went and pulled a Season 2 Switcharoo and now its unwatchable."
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When a guy and girl are playing video games while the girl is giving him head.
"Yo man my girl and I went head 2 head last night." And I finished and then I lost to her ...
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a girl with over 12.K followers on tiktok.a funny person and a one of a kind.
y/n: hey do u know uwu._.lexie._.2?
y/n: yes i follow her!
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