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23 april is national send your feet and armpit day
Hey dude it’s 23 April give me those feet pics
27 April
national have sex day!!
boy- can we do it?
girl- im not sure..
boy- but you have to its 27 April!
girl- okeyy fine
The day after April 1st, April 2nd is considered an extension of April Fools because the implications that the jokes on the previous day were jokes, doesn’t hold substance, and thus are serious. Thus, April 2nd is barely any different from its preceding day, and jokes can be done since the time zone difference globally is affected on these two days; thus April 3rd is when the April Fools is officially over… beginning with Oceania time.
2023 will be the first year where such practice is witnessed and conducted, and will be a tradition for those who know the purpose onwards, globally.
Marc: Man yesterday was fun with our waterbug antics on the class!
Don: Yeah it was.. (Don shakes his end with Marc, attached to Don is a shocker, and Marc is shocked)
Marc: Dude what the heck was that for!!?
Dan: don’t you see, April fools isn’t really over, the second day is considered an extension for those who missed this chance yesterday, April fools extended
April 18th men or women give your spouse a threesome day.
April 18th National threesome day honey let’s have a little fun.
Starts on the 1st of April, and ends on April 30. You must ass-pound your partner for 4 hours straight, every day.
Brandon: Ready for Ass-pound April?
Chad: Hell yeah! I be having the bitches pull up!
National Give Your Fiancé Head Day. You Have to, It's the Law.
Friend 1- Wow your fiancé is a big POG Chad! What are you doing today?
Friend 2- I'm giving him head today because it's april 27!