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A game that took kids away from everything and makes people rage
That kid is addicted to fortnite
fortnite is fucking bullshit, it has a very competitive community. the people you die to 50% of the time are the very skilled players destroying you with a plane. i like that you can buy very cool skins! for a very low price of $30 you can look cool with a pixed character, the $30 you spend is really worth it since you gain absolutely no advantage from having the skin. I like that quadlaunchers and p90s were added to the game to make the skill gap very clear.
OH MY GOD WHAT HAS FORTNITE COME TO!!! ALL I DO IS DIE TO FUCKING PLANES!
A Game Created By Rich Fuckheads To Scam Parents.
CHILD: Hey Mommy Can I Have Something On This Game Called Fortnite?
MOM: What Do You Want?
CHILD: Vbucks
MOM: Fuck Off.
A battle royale game so popular and overrated that even the most normie of the Staceys and Chads have tried to jump on the bandwagon.
Stacey: OMG, Harry, you have Fortnite on your iPad? Can you give me an invite please?
Harry: I don’t have any.
Stacey: OMG, like, how could you do that? I just wanna try a game that sounds fun!
Harry: Do you own a laptop?
Stacey: Um, yeah?
Harry: Buy it on laptop then!
Stacey: OMG BUT NONE OF MY FRIENDS HAVE IT ON LAPTOP AND WHY WOULD I SPEND ACTUAL MONEY ON SOMETHING I’M GONNA DITCH AS SOON AS THE TREND ENDS?!
A game where you become marry poppins and jump out of the magic school bus.
Wow, is that Fortnite!