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Someone you want to get pranked by.
The fictional character, John, is known for notoriously pranking sleeping victims by giving them rough anal.
Person A: "Prank him, John!"
John: "You already know."
John: *pranks victim by delivering rough anal sex*
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Apparently with the same GPA...
"Having just graduated from an great prep school" John Kerry's private cocksucker
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When you hang out with people so you can get smoked out, then randomly ditch them using a lame excuse like "my parents want me home now."
guy 1: Hey man I gotta go feed my dog now, I'll catch you later.
guy 2: Man your lying, now that you smoked your just leaving, your "Pulling a St John" bro.
When someone named John dates someone named Kay
Hey guess what, John dated Kay
Most of the John Jay population consists of preppy White kids, japs, marijuana abusers, and nicotine addicts. Everyone thinks they are “different” because they wear boyfriend jeans and round glasses with no prescription. Girls are abused with the words slut, whore, thot, hoe and more! You can find some great music on soundcloud from some of our very own! John Jay is basically the place you go to find rich white kids complaining about their friends and family, every kid stoned out of their mind during class, and some of the jappiest japs you will ever meet!!
Oh you go to John Jay Highschool?
Yeah man check out my soundcloud maybe we can vape in the bathroom together sometime!!
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John Is Da Man And The Coolest Muthaphukker on The Planet
David Hasselhof: Hey You know that John guy? I heard he's DA MAN
Obama: Hell yeah brother! he's john da man a.k.a coolest muthaphukker on the planet
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The legendary bassist of Led Zeppelin. Along with Jimmy Page, he was a founding member and integral part of the group (many people inaccurately give credit of the formation to Jimmy Page and Robert Plant). John Paul's musical talent pertains not only to the bass guitar, but also the mandolin and keyboards. He is also talented in the studio, working as producer and musical arranger for many other groups including the Rolling Stones. After Led Zeppelin's disbandment in 1980, John Paul has enjoyed a successful solo career. Quiet and down to earth, his contributions to rock are many times overlooked, mainly because he does not have a gimmick to net publicity; he simply plays for the love of the music. Sadly, people do not realize greatness when they see it. With such attributes, John Paul Jones is possibly one of the most talented people in music, and easily the most underrated musician today.
"I'm glad my friends finally remembered my phone number." - John Paul Jones after finally reuniting with Led Zeppelin at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame after being snubbed for Unledded ( a band created by Page and Plant).
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