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Michael is something that is perfect I’m every way and nothing can be better than it
My lizard , Michael, is soooooo perfect.
A guy who seems sweet and nice on the outside. But on the inside he knows what he wants. Be careful with these guys. They will do anything without your consent.
Michael is my boyfriend
Is a White African boy. Who is sorta racist, but sometimes says the N word. He is athletic and is fast, and is faster than Faz.
Michael has big dick syndrome.
Michael. The hottest guys in your school. They are usually tall or average height and have schlongs. They are charming and just a second of eye contact with him is enough to make you wet.(boy and girl) He is a down to earth person and will talk to you when you are down and bring you up.Usually athletic and smart but doesnt like school.
Girl: omg is that Michael? he is soo hot. OMG DID HE JUST LOOK AT ME??(wets pants
Man: yoo is that Michael? damn he is fine as hell i wanna give him a huge hug.(wet pants)
Actually the worst person I’ve ever met. He’s a terrible person who would probably spit in your food and give you herpes because he preys on the entire world’s downfall. He doesn’t know what to do all day so he’s having a midlife crisis at the ripe old age of 15. Please stay away from him or else he will probably spike your drink and sell you bodily extensions on the black market for 5 bucks because he is broke as hell in the financial and girl department.
Arnav: Bro have you seen Michael?
Bryan: Nope, but I can smell his stench from a 20 mile radius
Mason: Yeah, Michael is so stinky I bet when Japan got bombed, Michael probably farted and killed everyone with his radioactive methane.