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Noun: A beer that is; has already been; or that eventually will be poured down your pants in sheer epicness.
Verb:Pouring a chilly frothy brew down ya trousers.
Dude, I could go for a pants beer right about now.
Did you see Liam's pants beer? It was awesome!
A pants beer is a paradox created by young drinkers that goes as this. If you think a pants beer is stupid, you aren’t drunk enough. What a pants beer consists of is that of one pouring a cold beer down their pants in a public setting. Now why would someone do this, you may ask? Because they’re drunk enough to do it. Why are you sitting there reading this, thinking Jesus that’s stupid? Because you aren’t drunk enough. Theoretically, the drunkest you can get leaves you to make some stupid decisions, and if you really are drunk enough, perhaps it’s possible to convince yourself that pouring a cold pbr down your crotch is a good idea.
Let’s do a pants beer!
Why would I want to do that?
Oh, you just aren’t drunk enough.
*has 16 beers*
Let’s do it!
James : Why are you walking like that bro?
Eric : My pants are feeling a bit tight right
now..
James : Ewww! TMI!
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He looked a bit red as he felt his pants tightening.
Someone who is wearing Metaphorical pants that make them cranky
Lauren is a Little Miss Cranky Pants.
monkey bum pants is a nickname for very cute kitten, that is normally named after a superhero
my cat sure is a monkey bum pants. a monkey bum pants is the best kind of cat
Middle aged white males, usually overweight, wear tan pants, plastic-rimmed "aviator" style eyeglasses, computer/electronics nerds. Personal hygiene optional. Button-down shirts, always tucked in. Go for Asian women, any "exotic" type will do, as long as he can be dominant. Mommy Issues. Heavily into cultural appropriation. Can find them in Asian martial arts, drum circles, Asian healing arts, or pushing the cart for their Asian wives in the grocery store. Usually insists on having at least 1 son.
"I knew he'd like Le's sister; he's a tan pants man."
When you sit while wearing pants, extra fabric in the crotch forms a fold that resembles a penis.
I need to pull my pants or else I’ll have a pant penis!