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(Bales-droped) puberty
My balls dropped and now I sound like a phedophile.
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When there is a hobo sitting on the end cap of the parking lot, you are so fascinated by how poor he is you forget to put on the brakes and your front wheel ruins his testicles.
Me: Hey Travis, you know the hobo sitting in Taco Bell's parking lot?
Travis: Yes.........
Me: I totally Ball Parked that dude!
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A person who ask people questions that are sexual because they are little perverts
Matt from tccs is a little horn ball for asking for naked pictures of someone else.
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What Blu-Ray fans/fanboys get when they feel they can't wait for sales numbers and ratios to prove that their format is moving more software than HD-DVD.
Oh man, before I saw that Blu-Ray was winning by a slight lead in a niche market, I had mad Blu-Balls!
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when a woman queefs on a mans balls during sex.
Hey Jordan i hear Haleigh queefed on ur balls last night.
Yeah it was such a good ball queef
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When one goes to wipe their ass and they accidentally get some poop on their hand instead of the toilet paper. Typically happens when there is a shortage of toilet paper or after a spray deuce attack when there is poop on the butt cheeks.
The last time little Johnny tried to wipe with one square he threw a Gutter Ball and now he needs to see a psychologist every Tuesday at 2:15pm instead of going to Arts & Crafts with the rest of his peers.
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