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A strange phenomenon in which the following occurs:-
Man A: Boy the road sure is clear today
I believe I shall cross it
*A huge line of cars suddenly appears from no-where and starts to drive in front of the man*
-3 hours later-
Man A: I am still waiting for the right moment to cross the road safely.
Taken from a particular Pink Panther episode where the panther puts his toe on the road and cars appear from nowhere
Oh man, I was trying to cross the road but the Pink Panther Effect stopped me
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1.The golden retriever effect is similar to thought process that golden retrievers have.
2.Commonly found in teenage boys with crushes and or girlfriends.
1.)Human: Wanna play fetch?
Dog: Fetch?! FETCH IS MY FAVORITE!!!!!!!
Human: Wanna go for a walk?
Dog: Walk?! WALKS ARE MY FAVORITE!!!!!!!
Human: I can't play ball now, I need to take a nap.
Dog: Nap?! NAPS ARE MY FAVORITE!!!!!!!!!!!
2.)Bobby: Dude!! Where were you last night? You missed the party!
Bill: Oh really? Sam wanted to go to yoga class, and it sounded fun so I went with her.
Bobby: Sounds like a classic case of the Golden Retriever Effect.
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From Kaufman (2001; Kaufman & Baer, 2002), a psychologist -- the Sylvia Plath Effect is the finding that female poets are more likely to commit suicide than any other kind of writer (male or female).
Perhaps one cause of the Sylvia Plath effect is that creative writing gatekeepers such as editors or teachers may unconsciously expect a quality poem written by a woman to be heartfelt and moving without holding similar expectations for a poem written by a man.
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A game depicting the expulsion of non-whites from the Milky Way Galaxy to Andromeda so the SJW brigade can ruin that galaxy too. Exclusive features include shit animation, no white skin options (Thanks Manveer Heir), but more diversity than a college advertisement.
Mass Effect Andromeda: Fuck white people and fuck aliens.
1) Mass Effect Andromeda really helped me with my Diversity Studies class.
2) Mass Effect Andromeda let me make a transgender krogan have sex with a cisgender asari transvestite male in the ass.
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'Noun': A strange ability to make almost everyone that you meet instantly like you as a result of you being a very, very nice man.
"Damn I like you, you have the James Brittain effect"
OR
"I want to rip your clothes off, must be that James Brittain effect"
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The immediate feeling you get when you just put a large amount of time of work into something, something that you crafted yourself, something that is special to you... only to have all of it suddenly squandered away at the very end.
Named after the game Mass Effect 3, which arguably has the worst ending in video game history.
I once had a puppy I bought and nurtured all by myself. He was growing into a healthy dog; he was very happy and we had so much fun. Then some horrible person decided to kill him and he got away with it. I Mass Effect 3'd for the rest of the year.
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Treating your friends, family, and co-workers like a self-important prick for a short period of time following the completion of any work written by the philosopher and author Ayn Rand. The strength and duration of the effect is directly proportional to the length of the work read.
Co-worker #1: Hey, what's with Steve? I asked him to sponsor me in the Cancer walk this weekend and he told me I was evil.
Co-worker #2: Oh, it must be the Ayn Rand effect. I saw him reading 'The Fountainhead' in the break room.
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