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Meat Donut

A snazzy word for butt hole. Most commonly used as an add-on to an already disgusting description of what you just did in a bathroom.

1. I just ejected some chocolate rain out of my meat donut.

2. John, please stop leaking breeze from your meat donut.

by Gregans June 2, 2011

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brown your meat

1). To have sex with a negro
2). To have anal sex
3). Penis augmentation surgery with the intent of creating a franken negroid like cock

1). Paul browned his meat in Keisha

2). Dude - who'd you brown your meat in? Your dick tastes like shit!

3). 'Oh Bruce! I love what you did with your wiener! Did Dr. Johnson Brown your meat? It's so big and sexy now...you know how i love dark meat....gurp'

by doctor yamamoto August 26, 2010

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Jai Meat Pie

The act of consuming a Viagra and then forcefully and vigorously penetrating another man's anus without lubrication because they fucked with you one too many times.

Man I must have made fun of Jim one too many times last night because he gave me a Jai Meat Pie and power fucked my ass so hard that I can't sit down or look him in the eye anymore.

by dsafoinasdfn January 20, 2021


meat axe

a fisher. basically me, i am THE meat axe.

mick is such a meat axe he is a fisher

by mick shits gunpowder May 20, 2004

7๐Ÿ‘ 48๐Ÿ‘Ž


Meat Beater Peter

1. The creature who grabs sausages at will and beats until love nectar has emerged, preferably he will finish himself before pursuing other alternatives.

Why is the wall sticky?... Fuckin Meat Beater Peter!

by Almond Ballmans November 13, 2010

26๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


chocolate meat cushion

A soft turd encountered by a penis during anal sex.

A chocolate meat cushion is much more pleasant than probing an impacted colon with your dick.

by OakRaid October 30, 2014


Meat and Beat Talk

A way in which men communicate with each other when not in the presence of females.

Covering topics such as but not limited to: jerking off, taking a shit, squirting competitions, etc, etc...

Randy and I had a fulfilling meat and beat talk this evening.

We had a lively discussion covering the advantages and disadvantages of jerking off into a sock before bedtime.

by ravenwood2011 October 20, 2011