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To defecate, usually in large amounts.
“Excuse me, may I please go to the bathroom? I really need to pull a wicked one.”
to take a key or other sharp object and scratch the car of a person you hate, leaving scars in the paintwork that look shitty and cost a ton to have fixed
"man, i can't believe michael hooked up with clara after i told him i liked her. let's go key his car!"
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Weed often found in legends and story books. No one knows if it really exists, or if it is just a myth. According to the stories, one hit is enough to get you high. Some people tell of crazy things happening when they smoke one hit shit, however it i never known whether these stories are true.
one hit shit is a stoners holy grail
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Popular Brit vernacular used when you just can't face taking part in something. First used in days of yore when people sat at the sides to miss a particular dance. Now it's used to skip meetings, when you're too drunk to dance with an ugly woman, or maybe skipping out on a party you know will suck weapon's grade ass.
"Dave, are you coming to Mike's birthday tonight?"
"Sorry mate, but he's a friendless loser, and I shagged his girlfriend. I think I'll Sit this one out, if that's alright with you".
"No worries fella."
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Only spinning a single tire when attempting a burnout in a two wheel drive vehicle.
Usually this happens with cheap, economy based vehicles and most front wheel drive vehicles that lack an equal torsion differential.
"Look at the clown in that Cutlass doing the one tire fire."
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a euphemism for male masturbation
usually a "quicky"
Guy:man it doesnt take that long to wash your hands, you poppin' one off?
Other guy: it's only been 2 minutes
Guy:exactly
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A very one sided but none-the-less enjoyable game of wrestling in which Madame Palm and her five sisters attempt to strangle Kojak . The game ends when you make the bald man cry.
Aren't euphemisms great :)
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