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When one cum's onto a sheep's back than proceeds to put the animal in a bus school and ram it full speed into a hospital wall.
Man two irish creams alone this year, what has the world became.
Taking a poo while masturbating and proceeding to ejaculate on the poo afterwards
“Hey man I just had a cream egg!”
“Oh, did it taste good?”
“What do you mean, why would I eat my cum covered shite!”
This is when you are getting a blow job from a black person and you ejaculate in there mouth and slap there cheaks causing the cum explodes out of their mouth like opening a cream egg
The act of getting a blowjob seconds after giving anal.
I know some girl that will give you a dipped ice cream cone for the small 50.
Ice cream falling from the sky.....
Look at the rain Jordan it tastes like ice cream........ OMG.... it's .. ice-cream rain
What’s left over in the toilet after period sex. The combination of shed uterus and semen post-intercourse.
There was a whole load of strawberries n cream in the toilet after he finished inside her....