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Something pedophiles steal so they can pick up some cute kids.
You want a SpongeBob popsicle?
Ice cream trucks are so lit
hemroid cream is a cream for your swollen blood vessel that pops in your ass
mike: HELP I JUST TOOK A FAT SHIT AND MY ASS IS FOUNTAINING BLOOD GET HEMROID CREAM
A nostril cream pie occurs at the end/conclusion of a blowjob when a guy pulls his dick out of a girls mouth just before he cums and jams it up to or in (depending on size of dick and her nostrils) one of her nostrils and blows his whole load up her nose.
Dude, she was so pissed when I gave her a gnarly nostril cream pie!!!
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Jizzing into an ice cream cone and making your partner eat it
“Ever wanted to try the Ice Cream Man?”
“Tf is that?”
“Eat my nut in an ice cream cone.”
“Bro you’re fucking disgusting.”
When you jizz in a bellybutton.
Wesley pulled out and gave Kaley a Boston cream donut hole.
When you are fucking a girl on her period and you give her a creampie.
My girl was on her period, so I gave her a cream cheese and jelly.