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The day the biggest bitch the world has ever seen was born. Today is a historic day. This day giizbitch Martell was born.
April 27 is ass
April 27 is the national buster day. Everyone born in this day are automatically fat and get no hoes and are broke.
Look his name is Jared and he was born in April 27 we know he gets no hoes
15 of April is the best day ever because every bad bitch on earth is born that day so let’s celebrate the 15 of April
The most significant event on April 16, 2014, was the sinking of the ferry MV Sewol in South Korea. The ferry was en route from Incheon to Jeju when it sent a distress signal. Tragically, out of 476 passengers and crew, 304 died, including many high school students on a field trip. The disaster exposed safety issues and a slow response by authorities, leading to national grief and outrage in South Korea.
On April 16 2014, the Sewol Ferry sank, may the victims rest in peace 🎗️
Fourth month of Sigma year. Although it is the fourt month so far, it is the first one where you fully abstain even from sex to know how it feels to be desperate. Meditation and working out is needed to cope with hardship od this period.
Mike:"James must be doing the Abstinence april, he only works out and meditates."
Is typically any hot girl that colours her hair different primary colours on a regular weekly basis and struts around with a beautiful figure. She's the type of girl who isn't afraid to take photos in alleys in your downtown districts while in the rain. Hence April as in April showers and her beautiful figure is where Jesus' miracle of giving beauty comes in. Hence April Jesus.
Hey, check out April Jesus over there. Woot woot!
Look at those April Jesus' (used when seeing a big group of hot girls with primary hair colour)
Dam, she's an ugly April Jesus. (used when you see an ugly girl with a primary hair colour. so.. an April Jesus reject or a weeaboo)
Hey, I just saw April Jesus walking in the park.
Fuck you April Jesus! (used when upset with an April Jesus)
When a dumb blonde with brown eyes and big forehead head was born
Person: its april 16th you know what that means!! Happy birthday dumb blonde lookin ass
Dumb blonde: fuck you.