Used to describe when a pair of lover share a bottle(s) of wine and have intercourse for the entirety of an evening.
Jason: “Hey Ben, you wanna come to pub with the fellas tonight?”
Ben: “Sounds like a time, but I’ve been planning a Monbo night with the Ms. for a week!”
Night where all the grannies and gramps get down and dirty at the ole bingo hall and the granny with the least amount of respect for herself gives that saggy ass up to the grandpa who wins to split the profit on some custard
Grandma went to bingo night and after will probably go to the custard stand.
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The act of dragging your ass crack down a person's nose while they sleep. This is best after you get done working out that way you are soggy af. When they wake up they will wonder why everything smells like shit and why their nose is so sticky.
victim: Why the fuck does everything in my damn house smell like shit!
me: Someone at the party gave you a Night Smear last night after you passed out.
victim: I'm going to kill those motherfuckers!
Also known as Daughter of night
This is Joseph
I saw the son of Night In my Dreams
A person who likes to squat in the middle of the night.
Ex: I think my brother is a night squatter!
a two pot night is when you are having a disagreement with somebody you live with, normally a spouse. its called a two pot might meaning you use two cooking pots to make dinner because both people are mad so they don't want to make dinner for the other so they end up each cooking the same thing separately
Person one: wow you two seem tense.
person two: yeah its a two pot night, person three said this dress made me look like a rhino!
A colloqial expression from the Springfield Massachusetts area, one would use this to indicate being busy. In the 1890s, Carrie Pratt ran a brothel, and Saturday nights were busy, apparently.
I have been doing so many errands today, I feel as busy as Carrie Pratt on Saturday night.