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A penile erection resulting from a feeling of pure happiness. The complete opposite of a fear boner.
After Dave witnessed the birth of his first son he was so overcome with happiness that he sprung a joy boner.
When a guy gets a boner while talking to another guy about something completely non-sexual.
Dude, we just had a boner moment. That's really gay.
When you get a boner while talking about something completely not sexual with another guy.
Dude, we just had a boner moment. That's really gay.
When a person's gaze lingers too long on the groin of a man. Perhaps that person is estimating the size of his penis through his pants.
As that cougar was walking by, she totally boner hawked my junk!
The myth that one may get a boner when they have to piss.
Go back to sleep kyle, the piss boner isn’t real.
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A person whose political ideology is subordinate to their sexual pathologies
“There’s no point arguing with that guy, he’s a boner socialist”
when a police officer exerts extreme force in an excitable manner, while often in the presence of other police officers. It is not uncommon for the police officer to be sexually aroused
"Hey Mick, look at that copper cunt, beating the shit outta that protester, he's got a blue boner"