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a small red dick that looks pink like a strawberry and the balls are usually in the shape of a heart.
jim has a strawberry Short cake and gets made fun of by even gingers
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ingredients:
flour
sugar
turd
egg
butter
water
cocoa
ejaculate
Preheat oven to 350, mix first 7 ingredients in large bowl and then let bake for 1-2 hours. Let cool for 10-15 minutes then drizzle with ejaculate topping. Best served to some dickhead that stole your tonka trucks when you were 5 years old.
"The next time my boss asks me to work Saturday, I am going to bake him a tennessee mud cake for his birthday."
"This cake is delicious, but I taste a hint of turd...This wouldn't be a tennessee mud cake, would it?"
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Steve not Poland has to wear ejaculate in his Irish red beard, to the point that it looks like funnel cake batter.
While a man named Steve is going down on Tom , and Tom pulls out to give Steve an Irish Funnel Cake.
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The act of ejaculating or cumming on a girls ass or the rims of her ass crack. The sausage will represent the penis that later goes into the vagina after the man nuts on the woman's hot cakes.
Bro she wanted breakfast so I gave her some hot cakes and sausage. She was never the same.
Cold left over pizza served the next morning.
Ok kids, do you want cereal for breakfast or Italian Coffee Cake?
A way to say you want to have sex with someone in a sly way.
Guy 1: Damn she's hot af
Guy 2: I'd let her have a piece of my cake
Guy 1: Same braw
When you’re scanning groceries at Aldi and someone hands you a 7up cake, the slid slips off, and you dip your hand in the cum covered cake.
Damn, man, I fingered the 7up cake at work again today.