purple kiss. just purple kiss.
purple kiss are such dance machines, they’re amazing dancers!!!!
Probably the most intricate dance move in all of dance history. The act of spinning in multiple circles while gracing the air with your outspread arms. To be effective you must have speed and grace. Most commonly used in a crowded setting such as a bar, to awe friends. Can also be used as a deffense mechanism. WARNING: May end up in losing balance, and you may accidentally punch random bystanders. Bar fights may ensue. Has only ever been properly demonstrated by the one they call Chris.
Dang, that guy just got the spin dance
when you're trying to fuck a girl way too tall for you.
Also: when you are about to shit your pants and have to do the awkward leg thing that's like a Sprint, but clenching your cheeks so damn hard it might rupture a blood vessel.
"Hey... Did you fuck Shaaron yet?"
"No, she was so tall I ended up Flamingo Dancing the whole time."
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"Did you see John in the hallways today, he must've had to poop so bad he was flamingo dancing the whole way to the bathroom."
Dancing Michael Robot is when you lose your sanity after not having a successful orgasm in a while. The term itself derives from the "dance Michael Robot" lyric from Getter Jaani's song "Dance Michael".
Alizée: What has gotten into Rainer? He's been acting so irrational for the past week!
Zazie: He's dancing Michael Robot. He'll recover some time later. He just needs to get the right feeling.
its a cactus that will not stop dancing
The dancing cactus is here
Putting your fingers into someone or somethings ass hole and curffulfleing it violently 🤯
Damn my danceing fingers made her shit her pants
Pole dancing originated in the deep forests of russia. This art form started when bears would chase men, children and woman up a tall tree. to pass the time one would start to dance. and thus pole dancing was born. russia still holds the world record for longest dance on a pole by the oldest woman still pole dancing, she is 54 years old.
pole dancing
to pole dance or to dance on a pole. that is the question