THIS MOTHERFUCKING FRUIT BEATS ALL THE OTHER FRUITS THIS YELLOW ASS PUSSY PEELING SHIT WILL MAKE U HORNY AS SHIT AND MAKE YOUR PENIS GROW 5 INCHES SO EAT A MOTHERFUCKING BANANA
1.Some guy: how can i make my dick bigger?
2.Guy with big cock:EAT A MOTHERFUCKING BANANA BOY AND YO DICK WILL GET BIG
It is a beautiful fruit also known as a Banana Monkey.
The code word to change a school football game to tackle
Guys it’s mr.orangecocktea,BANANA BANANA!!
A subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin to peel their own skin off while cannibalising themselves to the point of death. Most Bananas, aka Onision subscribers wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his videos. Onision must be stopped.
You can always hear when it's a banana you are talking with, you just have to say "We are not robots. We are not slaves. We are banana nation" and if they say it with you, you know it's a banana
Guy 1: Hey, have you heard of Onision?
Guy 2: Oh, you mean the next Hitler?
Guy 1: *kills himself*
Guy 2: Banana.
a long curved stick of pale, yellow squishy stuff that is encased in a thick, skin-like layer of peel. The squish is compacted to be a solid object, but when pressure is applied by a fork it will instantly collapse into mush.
WARNING: while bananas are microwave safe, they ARE NOT dishwasher compatible
my son was choking on a whole banana, so I stuck a fork down his throat and the banana turned to much and traveled safely down his esophagus