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Generally hangs out with two other guys and a girl in a small group called a shipoopy. This si the most hated member and everyone wants him to die. Mainly cause he's too clingy and doesn't repay you loans.
My God! That kid is a fucking clingy douche. He is much too clingy.
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A particularly virulent strain of the common cold that causes one to turn into an industrial-strength douchebag
Shit, man, I think Dave caught the Douche-o-Virus.
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The word created by the ever so loved Courtney Babcock PURELY for Joshua Douglass (:
Josh is a complete douche packer in his scarf and booties.
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Ones sister who is on the rag and therefore is being a bitch.
"I had to take the bus cuz my douche ass sister wouldn't give me a ride."
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1. When a nice, normal guy decides to transform into a total man-whoring douche face. Typified by ex-boyfriends that change dramatically post breakup.
2.When a nice, normal guy or caterpillar goes into a cocoon after a breakup and emerges as a douche bag butterfly.
Girl 1: My boyfriend went through a serious meta-douche-asis after we broke up. He's serial dating and barely even talks to me anymore.
Girl 2: Total douche.
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These battles are more common in higher-class neighborhoods and wealthy communities. Basically anywhere where there is a high population of spoiled nicotine fiends that will pay you 50$ for a broken Vuse alto and a burnt piss pod. These battles begin with a minimum of 5 douche fluters, each douche fluter takes turns trying to output the biggest cloud of fruitiness possible. Once the battle is over, the douche fluters usually argue over whose cloud of queer was the biggest, the most common way to end one of these arguments is for all of the participating douche fluters to remove their pants and underwear, then they will determine the winner of the douche flute battle solely based on who has the biggest choad. This is the most efficient and effective way to end any douche flute argument. legend has it that the biggest choad ever recorded in the history of douche fluting was a whopping 2 inches long!!! douche fluters are commonly hated on for a variety of reasons and are often given nicknames by other people who do not approve of douche fluting. Some rather common names and terms include: fruity flutey 2.0, Fag with a drag, homo with a Novo, white dude with a My-Blu and Gay bitch with an Aegis...
Douche fluter - yo dawg, I just blew a four foot long cloud on 200 watts! this shits mad epic dawg....
Normal person - Huh, that's weird, when did they start making dildos that have screens and output vapor?
Douche fluter - I don't know brah, I just bought it from a website called www.doucheflutetoday.com, they had a crazy deal going on where if you buy two douche flutes, you get 50% off on a newer model that will be released shortly. they say this model is even bigger plus they added veins to the body of it as well as a new drip tip that resembles a foreskin!!!
It should be perfect for my next Douche flute battle!
(n.)Like a douche bag, but with like a gazillion times more douche capacity.
"Hey, have you met Tommy?"
"Oh yeah, at the party last night. That guy is a total douche space shuttle."