lesbian meat hook

Wrestling move signatured by Adam Moore. It is when one crosses their middle finger over their ring finger known as the hook. From here you will cup the opponent's butt cheeks as the hook slides to toward the center of mass causes the opponent to become uncomfortable and scream in fear.

The wrestler used the lesbian meat hook to scare his opponent into submission.

Italian Meat Missile

When you're about to fornicate with a female from behind, you first rub your wiener down with a combination of marinara and extra virgin olive oil. Then, you get a whole genoa salami soaked in alfredo sauce and insert it into her rear end while banging her from behind and exclaim "Madonna Mia!" :0

During a romantico evening with Albabe, Moltisanti decided it was time to show off his tenderness and compassion by providing a finely-executed Italian Meat Missile to his partner's perfectly sculpted rear.

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meat from the arse

The foul smelling, moist material that oozes from the anus following a session of curry consumption or anal pounding. The texture is similar to heavily chewed meat, and smells like meat that has been used over several days.

Kelly rolled over in bed and passed wind, but much to Mike's disgust - it was followed by a mound of meat from the arse.

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Meat Curtains

The outer lips of the vagina. An older womans labia. The lips of a woman that's had multiple children. Old, saggy, wrinkled and hairless meat curtains.

I was with an older woman and after almost going down on her noticed she had real long meat curtains.

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Meat Tooth

Another word for a penis.

My father forced his fist into my asshole without lubrication. It was most unpleasant. It tore the walls of my asshole, causing internal bleeding. To stop him from grasping my lung, i proceeded to bite his Meat Tooth, until it was completely severed.

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Portuguese Meat Pie

A term that describes the sexual act, in which one person inserts a meat pie (although vegetarian options are also acceptable) into their rectum. A second person holds their head under the first person's anal opening and cracks a raw egg over the apex of the butt-crack. The "meal" is subsequently served by vigorous clenching in a similar fashion to the traditional "Concertina" used in Portuguese folk music.

"The journey of a thousand miles begins with a Portuguese Meat Pie." - Sun Tzu

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Monster Meat Missile

Large penis. The 3M.

She could barely crawl unto his Monster Meat Missile. The thing was so large. Her vagina lips were stretched to the limits.

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