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Opaque metal bottles used for drinking water.
Pros: Reusable, can use it to sneak other beverages, and keeps water colder than a plastic one.
Cons: Harder to tell how much water is left.
I used my metal water bottle to drink beer when I was with the wife.
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To be a politician, corrupt to the core, simply because you live in the swamp and don't know any better.
Nancy Pelosi is drinking poisoned water, has been, actually, her entire life. She is so corrupt she isn't interested in anything but her own advancement.
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An expression used when someone is in a bad mood. Similar to "waking up on the wrong side of the bed".
Friend: "Ugh! I'm so fed up with everything!"
Me: "Looks like someone's been drinking muddy water.."
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one who is quite weak, lack of muscle, or mental and or intestinal fortitude.
You are weaker than water, you can't even lift the bar!
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Motor boating someone's ass crack after a wet bowel movement...
Janie ate 4 plates at the china buffet then had Stevie murky water motorboat her!
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Phrase of exasperation popularized by former UFC fighter, podcast host, and comedian Brendan Schaub roughly translating to "what are we doing here?". Used to denote confusion over a situation or person's actions.
"I can't believe that they'd spend so much energy on that. Water we dune hair?"
1.your dentist accidentally drilled a whole in your mouth.
2.you have bad luck.
Life sucks, I got water stuck in teeth.
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