Have you ever played team fortress 2 with Sani, he’s good with pipe grenades, one could say he’s pipe Jesus
The Jesus Boob Cult is a place where fags share trauma and a love of phoebe Bridgers while drinking Jesus’s period blood and eating his boobs. The JBC is very selective of its members and will only allow the gayest of the fags and the gayest of the straights to participate in its rituals.
Person one: are you in the Jesus Boob Cult????
Person two: yes but I’m not supposed to tell anyone
Person one: WHAT how did you get accepted, I’ve been trying to get in for months!
Why did you search this? Anyways, off-topic, Changed is a good, challenging furry puzzle game
Now the definition
Idk
man: Yo, that's the black man who died and came back to life cuz of jesus!
...what
The act of committing suicide by jumping off a high surface.
The victims of 9/11 were all Jumping for Jesus
Person 1: Say Jesus Without Je
Person 2: sus… OH YOU LITTLE SHI-
Person 1: Amogus
Person 2:STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US!
Person 1: ඞ
Person 2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Some random from an IRC channel. Doesn't realise that this site was so last year :)
A product for churches to distribute wafer and communion grape juice in packages similar to single serve crackers and cheese or Lunchables.
Ever since the communion when Mrs Crab downed half the wine in the chalice and back-washed the other half, our church has switched to Single Serve Jesus.