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What my non existent girlfriend calls me while having sex and is playing footsie with you, and her foot travels up to your crotch while drinking half sweet tea and half beer. A popular drink on a hot day in the south.
Yea he’s daddys football champion
The most godliest person you will ever meet. They produce cum pasta from their toes and they have 69696969696969696969 foot long thighs.
They will suck your toes
They will also shove macaroni and cheese up your ass without warning
Daddy thigh massive please shove macaroni up my ass
the man of the house who is too broke to be a sugar daddy and too fat to be a splenda daddy.
Usually a middle aged man who has married or dating a significant other who is at least ten years younger than he is.
Don't worry Debit Card Daddy will pay for it.
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a five-star restaurant that delivers food using specially trained llamas.
E: Have you ever ordered from Llama Daddy's Kitchen?
A: Nope.
S: You loser
Cool girl that has a fly ride, and can get bitches and weed in less than an hour.
"Hey pimp daddy amber, I gotz to get crunked tonight...can you hook it up?"
Kicked in the balls, nuts, testicles, or semen sacks.
"I'm not going to try just to get kicked in the daddy pills again".