what a dick

commiting a act of rudeness

dan: (shoves his friend which causes him to fall into mud)

friend: what a dick!

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Dick Cheney

A chain attached to a pierced penis

After Al Gore got a nipple ring, George Bush got a Dick Cheney

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Dick and Bush

Dick and Bush is a slang phrase used during the first four years of Bush's Autocracy. Surely to be used for the last four. This terms etymology derives from the first name of the Vice President: Dick, and the last name of the Chancelor: Bush. All said, Dick and Bush.

Person A: Man, everyone keeps calling our government a sham.
Person B: Well...
Person A: It's all dick and bush's fault.
Person B: Yeah, we really gotta lick bush.
Person A: Oh, and beat dick.

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dick with no balls

(n) 1) A (usually Japanese) car with a mostly plastic exterior to give a fierce and aggressive look, however sadly lacking in engine power.
Often accompanied with a 4 cylinder or less engine, which is rated for
insane horsepower values at even more insane (and unsustainable) RPM values.
Torque is almost non-existant in these engines.
2) Generally, any person or object with flash and style, but lacking in substance.

'Yo, that's a hype car, man!'
'Naw, man - it's just a shiny Dick with no balls!'

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dick ass

When calling him a dick is simply not enough, and ass doesn't even begin to describe it.

"I want to you watch you fuck another bitch"
"OMG- YOU'RE SUCH A... A... A DICK ASS!"

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dick shiner

1) Richard Earl "Dick" Shiner is a former professional American football quarterback who played in eleven National Football League seasons from 1964-1974 for six different teams.
2) an astute masturbator

Dick Shiner isn't just Howie's favorite QB of all time. It's the nickname he earned at summer camp for all the penis polishing he did in his bunk.

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Shrek dick

A big long gigantic dick the length of a human

WTF have you seen that shrek dick!!??!?!???!!??!??!

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