Mexican Fish Bowl

When you unhook the chain on the tank of the toilet. You then shit in the tank. The next person to use the toilet is in for a surprise. Revenge is yours . He has to clean the "Mexican Fish Bowl"

"Is Dave coming to the party?"

"No last year that bastard gave the main toilet a Mexican fish bowl. It took a ladle to get that shit out"

Puffer Fish Kiss

Kissing while blowing air into one's mouth

David Puffer Fish Kiss May

Descaling your fish

Male masterbation

Sam, I walked in on you descaling your fish!

Sushi The Fish God

Sushi is a goldfish that lives in a small fishbowl with a sticker of the Apple logo with the text 'Sushi the iFish' on it. Shortly after sushi was named sushi and got stickered she performed magic. She's a god now and we worship her in the sushi cult.

Bitch 1- i want good luck
Bitch 2- pray to sushi the fish god
Bitch 1- yo sushi give me good luck
Sushi- i got you fam

gutted like a fish

when your so gutted that u feel like a fish being gutted.

person1: "My mum died last night".
person2: "Haha gutted like a fish".

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“You sir, are a fish”

-Arthur Morgan

“You sir, are a fish”-Arthur Morgan

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titanium rocket fish

A fish-shaped rocket built from high-grade titanium. Occasionally comes in colors; usually green. Also used as a response to a question you don't know the proper answer to.

"What was the overlying moral of To Kill A Mockingbird?"

"Titanium rocket fish?"

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