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Half-Life 2

Best damn game ever. Best storyline, best graphics, best physics, best...christ, best EVERYTHING.

Only people who play Magic: The Gathering hate HL2.

by Kamran A December 29, 2004

506πŸ‘ 131πŸ‘Ž


Rocko's Modern Life

One funny old school nick toon. First aired in September 18, 1993 and last episode on Novemeber 24, 1996. There are four seasons with 52 episodes.
It features Rocko (a young wallaby from Australia who moves to the U.S), Spunky(Rocko's dog), Filbert (Rocko's turtle friend who works in a comic shop), Heffer (Rocko's steer friend and adopted by wolves), and Mr. And Mrs. Bighead (Rocko's frog neighbors). The show is about Rocko dealing with everyday things in his "modern" life.
Sadly, the show was cancelled. However, you can still watch re-runs on channel 126 with digital cable.

Filbert: Turn the page, wash your hands, turn the page, wash your hands...

Heffer: Wacky Deli Yeah! Wacky Deli Yeah! We've got sandwiches...

by Highly Evolved April 3, 2005

311πŸ‘ 77πŸ‘Ž


FSCK My Life

A variation of "Fuck My Life" used in response to hard drive, server, or other information technology failure. FSCK is a Unix command and acronym for File System ChecK.

The SAN is down?! FSCK My Life.

by CleffedUp July 27, 2009

37πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


the love of my life

The love that no one even compares to. Not previous Loves, or futures Loves. The one who will be at the top of your list for the rest of your life. The one who ruins you for anyone else.

Torry: "Clint you are the love of my life, and the one i want to be with forever!"
Clint: "I know"

by Torry December 27, 2005

283πŸ‘ 69πŸ‘Ž


give me life

extremely high sense or emotion of satisfaction.

yasss BeyoncΓ©! yes bitch give me life!

by king yasin bitch October 12, 2017

16πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


the way life goes

A song by Lil Uzi Vert containing many conspiracies, centered around mind reading. The Way Life Goes is believed to be different for every listener, which gives an emotional attachment to everyone that listens to the song, increasing its popularity.

Kareem : Hey Trav, have you heard that Uzi song, The Way Life Goes

Travis: no, I don't wanna cry at night

by Killatrav January 8, 2018

14πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


fuck my life

When something or or several unlucky things happen to you and you just hate it. If you don't want to take shit from your life anymore, you say "fuck my life."

Tom just found out that he owes a lot of money to companies. On top of that, he has a huge deadline soon that he knows he can't make. Also, his girlfriend is really getting on his nerves lately. Tom is fed up with the shit that his life and luck has shat on him, so Tom said "Fuck my life."

by Wolves At My Door July 1, 2013

91πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž