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Blue house blumpkin

When a blue collar worker wants to climb the ladder, he follows his boss into the port a John and gives him a blow job while he’s taking a shit.

Guy 1-“Hey, I heard that guy’s getting a promotion.”
Guy 2- “how the hell did he do that?”
Guy 1-“he gave boss man a blue house blumpkin

by Bikejc7 July 16, 2018


salmon house

A salmon colored home in a small town in Michigan's lower peninsula near the saginasty bay, if you whisper salmon house very very soft next to the salmon house you will be blessed by the salmon gods.

"Salmon house" *almost incoherently*

by Mentally ill pog March 9, 2021


Gangs House

Where friends go to chill together at a run down house.

“Are you going to the Gangs House??”
“You mean the place where we all chill together???”
Yes sir.”
You already know I’m there.”

by lakalakalake June 29, 2023


Out of house

When one seeks penis/vagina outside their immediate household

It’s fine, I don’t need you I’ll just go get some out of house pussy

by Hish fucks 97 May 17, 2021


Jacks House: R

a version of jacks house

" Lets go play Jacks House: R " " Okay "

by Jack Huntsman May 1, 2022


Mental take a house

An exclamation, describing dissatisfaction, confusion or otherwise bewilderment with current situation/problem.

May be found in Caryll Churchill's 'Love and Information'

You are taking a test, finding a question hard to understand, one could state "that's a real mental take a house"

by Infolover69 September 11, 2021


my house hurts

Tf you mean your house hurts?

Person 1: how’s your day been going

Person 2: my house hurts
Person 1: you should get a colonoscopy

by Ligma42069 May 12, 2024