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the persona of a hick of well less than average IQ who was born out of snowy chicago winter in 1998 in order to strike fear in young coeds through the placement of phone calls. note: has a southern accent
coed: hello
hrg: hi, this is dave from heat repair
coed: uh huh
hrg: i gotta report yer heater's broke
coed: seems like its working
hrg: naw, its broke. i'll be out at 5:30 in the mornin to fix it.
coed: what?
hrg: you wanna freeze goddam it? 5:15 it is
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A way to describe something that's really, really gay.
'Fucking' can be replaced with 'Blowing' as well.
"80s metal videos were gayer than eight guys fucking nine guys."
-patton oswalt
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a guy that fucks above his station in life.
Dude, did you see that babe he was with? She is hot AND her dad owns Hilton. He is such a fuck up guy.
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A girls best guy friend is a place you never want to be, it is the zone where the girls bitches to you about her problems and you make the mistake of relating to them.
It is a mix between the friend zone and nice guy persona.
It is a horrible place to be, you eventually develop feelings for that person and then they shoot some comment of f to you such as,
" We have such a great friendship and, I don't want things to get out of hand " .
or,
" Last time it got out of control when I got to close with this other guy ".
Avoid this zone..the nice guy/friend zone/best friend zone mixed.
Close friends is probably going to far, if she ever calls you best friend you are butt fucked for life and have no chance with her at all -ever-.
This is coming from a guy who just delt with this situation today and it is a sucky ass place to be.
Do your self some good;
Pick up some weights.
Don't return her calls emails etc for a day.
Don't let her use you as an emotional door mat for her problems.
Never confirm best friend with her if she ever considers you that.
Just keep this in mind, it isn't because your ugly or an asshole or whatever it is. It is because you have gotten to close to her and if you do end up having something as more than friends and it went of course it would cause her to much emotional pain.
That is for nice girls, who sadly go for bad guys.
assume the opposite for sluts..
Guy: I like you allot
Girl: I like you as a best guy friend!
Guy 14 months later: I feel for you differently
Girl: We are to close and if it gets out of hand...well...
I am sorry!
Guy: Goddamnit
This is a very realistic situation. I am speaking from personal experience..
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A nickname given to that guy who wore a yellow shirt that one time and someone commented on it. Since then he has worn said yellow shirt, or a different yellow shirt, a few times. Not that many times though.
*Once the nickname Yellow Shirt Guy has been implemented, it can only be replaced by the nickname faggot.
Nick: Hey yellow shirt guy, nice jacket.
Yellow Shirt Guy: Yeah, it's great at keeping off the rain and stuff.
Nick: I know, mine is too, actually...Dammit! That's my jacket! Give it back!
Yellow Shirt Guy: Hey, I have a name you know.
Nick: Sorry, give it back faggot!
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A way for a guy to get away from Hell for a little while and have some fun.
It was that time of the month so Billy had a guys' night out and they hit up some bars.
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A guy who has alot of female sexual partners and enjoy being with chicks.
Anna:How was your date with your new guyfriend?
Sara:I broke up with him last week when her another girlfriend turned up.
Anna:You mean typical quality guy hmmm.
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