a phrase that is used to replace the phrase "son of a bitch mother fucker!"
Bob: Uhh, timmy, i accidentely ate ur fudgie brownie, sorry
Timmy: Son of a bean dipped mother frito!
Bob: Hey! That almost sounded dirty mister!
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youuuu are an adorable bean whom deserves the world
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When clumps of feces, sometimes bean shaped, cling to the male's penis during anal sex.
What are you doing tonight girl?
I'm going to let my boyfriend put it in my butt.
You're getting your beans scooped out? Girl, you nasty!
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A term used to describe an obese hamster that is likely to commit suicide by its owner not giving it enough gelato.
My hamster is becoming a Kit Kat Flavored Lima Bean but I can't find Gelato on Amazon.
When you accidentally let something you didn't want others to know slip out in a convo.
The government thought "oops I spilled my beans!" When they let the movie Santa vs the Martians be released.
Who are you thankful for this thansgiving? BEANS RICE JESUS CHRIST AND BYRON
The act of tongue lapping the robot clitoris.
Hey guys, member tat tyme Eric wen to da barn and engaged in the act of "Roll that beautiful bean footage" on that suuuwwwieeeeeeee...?
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