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Ben is the nice guy that has usually has trouble when it comes to attracting women. Ben’s usually sit in the front of class because they like being the teachers little bitch. Ben’s tend to have a kind and tender heart but a very low self esteem. Ben‘s struggle with obesity and erectile dysfunction. Ben’s usually have a very comfortable lifestyle and enjoy new TV’s and fast cars, all thanks to mommies credit card. Overall people with the name Ben are fun friends to have even if one of there passions is driving under the influence.
Chad at school: Is that Ben? HAHA he’s such a plump plum.
Best Buy Employee: Oh no! It’s Ben, he’s probably back to trade his TV in for a new one. He makes me so mad I just want to call him a beached whale right to his stubby face!
Scum bozo who lives in the yuppie capital of America
Look at Ben hangin around all those yuppie folk, what a bozo
The literal smartest in his class. He is easily infuriated, but not easily intimidated. He usually likes Virgo’s, because he is so similar to them. He is very noble, and will do whatever it takes for fairness and peace amongst his fellows. He is very talented, musical, and creative. His only weakness would be being irritable, but other than that, he’s unstoppable!
Virgo:You, Ben’s so smart
Ben:*Walks over* Hey, so are you
Virgo:You wanna see a movie sometime
Ben:Sure, your choice of movie
The fattest human of all kinds. Ben is someone who consumes all food around like a vacuum cleaner and will also suck you off
I love when Ben sucks me like he eats the food
Ben is the absolute most gorgeous human on the planet, with the most beautiful eyes and incredible personality.
Ben never fails to humour and brighten someones day up, and generally always puts an amazing amount of effort into making you feel special.
Feeling special? That’s definitely Bens fault.
*DINO MAN INTENSIFIES* he loves dinos, thats all
"hey did you see the dino man?"
"what who, Ben?"