A cream pie the size of a mountain
I gave her one hell of a cream pike
When you get scammed so hard you start to wonder how you fell for the scam in the first place. This also applies for cat phishing. It usually ends up with your head having an orgasm.
Man, she was way out of my league, it's like cobbed cream corn.
Coming to a mouth near you! Soon!
Tomato Ice Cream DOES exist, baby!
Ice Cream made from the FRUIT Tomatoes.
Time for some Tomato Ice Cream! Yum yum.
a person who is slightly unfit but not ripped and not a fatty.
person "oh, you look buff in that shirt!"
other person "I look more like sloppy ice cream, mushy and squishy"
to be shot with a weapon or sorts and ejaculated on.
“chris’s grandma got shot and creamed”
Okay so pretty much, a cream filled fisting is when a man ejaculates on his fist, and then viciously fists a female until either her anus or vagina tears in half. This move is not performed very often but when it is, it is one of the most beautiful things to witness.
Jill was feeling frisky last night so I gave her a Cream filled fisting. We are currently in the hospital trying to sew her vagina back up