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No Drugs December means no drugs during the entirety of December. All drugs being banned no exception!
Man No Drugs December ruined my Christmas.
You’ve heard of No Nut November now it’s No Drugs December so stop smoking weed
Person 1: “Hey guess what month it is!”
Person 2: “Um, I don’t know.”
Person 1: “It’s no drugs December!”
*mum and dad go to bed*
*you wait an hour for them to get to sleep*
*go downstairs and look at your presents*
*stay downstairs till morning and then you can wake everyone up* CHRISTMAS EVE
pull an all nighter on the 24th december!!
Text your crush: Merry Christmas🎄
You: Merry Christmas
Crush: Merry Christmas to you too
used to wish someone an enjoyable Christmas holiday
Teacher: Merry Christmas everyone, its December 25
Students: Thank you, have a nice holiday
National ask a girl out day .
It's Fuckin Christmas man, ask her out or you"ll regret it.
Guy one: Hey it's December 25, it"s Christmas man, go ask her out.
Guy two: Ight. You bet.
Jack: do you know what today is?
Hailey: December 25, Christmas! We get presents.
Jack: What else is on December 25?
Hailey: Nothing elder.
Jack: Yea there is. Jesus is born.
If you are born on December 25th then you are literally fucking Jesus Christ.
Your mom:"Honey! I'm giving birth!" Your dad:"Oh my god! He was born on December 25th! This means that-" Your mom again:"YES! HE IS JESUS!"