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Thai dragon

You sit your girl friend in the v-sit workout position, then you proceed to jump on her stomach, as she shits herself you then pick up the poop and shove it down the slags throat, you pull out your penis and forcefully shove it down her throat, as she chokes you sit on the end of the bed in the most awkward position, once she is dead you proceed to have intercourse with the dead body

Boy:dam g I gave my ex that Thai dragon last night

Boy2: for real motherfucker you one strange man

by SEX NIG July 15, 2019


A Dragon In The Church

When a priest and a nun have intercourse, the priest shoots his load inside the nun's mouth. He smacks the back of the nun's head making the load go through her nose, the priest then sticks a finger deep in her mouth so the nun vomits making it look like flames.

I went to the church yesterday and caught the priest giving the nun A Dragon In The Church

by YouAreBigSkitters December 23, 2020


mergen dragons

When two men ( preferably one being uncircumcised ) roll their penis skin over the others penis tip to masturbate together

The guy Brian I've been seeing is uncut and last night we did a Mergen dragons in the clubs bathroom.

by omoori August 1, 2017


Blue Eyes White Dragon

The act of spoiling a major plot point for a friend in a tv series or movie.

*days before the episode was scheduled to air but someone saw a leaked episode* “Holy shit Game of a thrones made a Blue Eyes White Dragon

by Detective Handy December 20, 2021


Clear Dragon

The mixed drink consisting of Vodka and Ketchup.

Dude #1 - "Bra, you made my Clear Dragon to strong!!"

Dude #2 - "Sorry Bro Nameth, I'll add more Vlad next time."

by 2 Dragonz August 16, 2009


Dragon Scrotum

The World's most amazing band, next to Gwar. Known for there outlandish live show and relatively decent music.

Holy shit, Dragon Scrotum rocked my scrotum off.

by Little Scrotumite July 22, 2008


laser dragon

. laser dragon is a black squeaker and that is usually gay
. "laser dragons often play hearthstone and have sexual emotions for cards such as "reno jackson

.their dad often beat them with a belt

wow did you see that kid there? he is such a laser dragon

by cool guy523 April 6, 2018