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perfect il

Derived from a “ perfect il succione”. (Italian pronounciation) also known as, a “perfect Il” or “ il sux” The art of a perfect blowjob.
The perfection about it would be described as a long lasting almost instantaneous climax which makes the reciever tremble in euphoria. Equivalent to the quiver of a woman when she reaches her highest point.
Recipient will have to come to a fight or flight decision to make, as the euphoric rush will tempt him to resist the giver finishing her/his perfect task. The person in question will occasionally recieve the title or nickname “Kirby” after being renown for this extraordinary feat.

“Her il’s are perfect man I’m telling you, not a drop was wasted on this cum guzzler.”

It’s almost that time of the year again.
“What would you like for Christmas honey?”
“A perfect il succione will suffice my love, and after that.. I’ll take you out to dinner.”

This prostitute who went by the name of Kirby got me the surprise of a lifetime. Her sucktion was so strong I had to marry her instantly.

by The stimulation theory. September 6, 2022


super-perfection

The be perfect beyond mortal perfection. To achieve perfection at a level uncomprehendable to mere mortal men.

Chris breeds super-perfection

by Someguynamedjames July 4, 2009


Perfect playlist

Achieving the final form for a playlist, one that you can press shuffle and not having to skip.

Kyle: Hey Steven, check out my playlist
Steven: Holy crap, this shit is a perfect playlist

by Prof.Bacon December 5, 2021


Perfection's flaw

The concept of perfection is flawless, however the idea of achieving it isn’t. Theview of perfection is everything right and true, however to achieve such a goal, one must use time and effort. If it truly was perfection (which can be seen as a concept much as infinity), it wouldn't require anything, it would just exist. Therefore, as infinity isn't something that can be counted, perfection isn't something that can be achieved through work, it simply exists.

Perfection's flaw - DT.

by Dimi -- T April 3, 2018


Perfect Neal

Perfect Neal is a guy who can do no wrong. He’s highly praised at work for perfectly executing any task. He has the added benefit of looking like Thor so you know he gets plenty of attention, especially in the workplace, because the ladies all secretly want a taste of the perfection. So much so that he will be coined a ladies man. Which means he will be at the center of a lot of rumors…after all perfection comes at a cost. A perfect neal just can’t help but do the perfectly right thing, even when temptation is dangled in his perfect face. So don’t be surprised when a Perfect Neal isn’t tempted by advances or phased by gossip, because he’s perfect, remember? The best part is, a perfect neal won’t even believe it when he is told that he’s a perfect neal. How perfectly ironic.

He’s so good at everything he does!
-I know, that’s why he’s “perfect neal

-You’re right even when you’re wrong because you’re a perfect neal.

by HorseGurl4Life January 25, 2024


Perfect Boy

My world. My everything. The love and light of my life. The person I wanna be with forever. I love him so much omg omg omg he is so perfect and handsome and adorable and I love him.

Mae’s boyfriend Sam really is the most perfect boy ever to live. I’m glad she knows it.

by StrawberryS33d February 13, 2023


perfect boy

Martiinus Gunnarsen

Martinus is perfect boy

by solkrem April 25, 2019