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being a puppy who is extremely excited and rowdy, often causing a wake of destruction in their path.
my puppy is full of piss and vinegar today. She messed on the floor, chewed the tp, a kleenex box, my fav pair of shoes and my book!
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When some one is being a bitch or a Prick you say that!
Who the hell pissed in ur cereal
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the famous RTC quote by kirk7715: "piss off you goldfish"
player: you killed me you noob I hate u
kirk: piss off you goldfish
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Another way to say diarrhea; you have such bad diarrhea that it is like water, and you can literally force it out, like piss.
Eating all that fried chicken made me piss out my ass.
I've been pissing out my ass for the past 24 hours.
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MBMP, MBMPing or Morning Boner Mangina Pissing is the only alternative to attempting to piss with morning boner and subsequently pissing all over the walls and floor of your bathroom. It is a simple technique, unconventional, but highly effective, wherein you stand with your ass facing the toilet, take your four fingers with your thumb extended upwards at a 90 degree angle, and fold your dick back between your legs as if to create a mangina.
Then, bending over and looking between your legs at the toilet behind you to ensure you do not miss the bowl, you proceed to piss, firmly holding your morning boner in place to prevent it from springing up and wreaking havoc.
Using this technique will allow you to avoid pissing in the shower or having to painfull force your boner downwards
Example #1:
Steve (to Bill): I can't stay over at my girlfriend's house anymore man
Bill: why not?
Steve: her mom caught me morning boner mangina pissing last time and now thinks I'm some sort of queer.
Bill: she obviously doens't know anything about dealing with a rock solid, red hot morning boner.
Steve and Bill: (yelling together) Morning Boner Mangina Pissing!
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Semen, spunk, man milk, tonsil oil,
I'm going to cover your tits in sticky white love piss
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use when something insane might happen, a way to show how shocked you will be if it happens
Gianna: if Lizzy actually ever gets a boyfriend I will piss out of my eyes
Sarah: she’s always so encropesis , I doubt it will happen