The best being to ever exist. A duck that wears scrunchies, says sksksksksksk and i oop instead of quaking. Often seen wearing oversized shirts, burkenstocks, nude lipgloss, natural makeup and carrying hydroflasks.
Never approach a vsco duck if you aren't willing to join them in the vsco world.
"is that a vsco duck?"
"yes, but dont approach that perfect bean."
A duck who talks in a childish way and is obsessed with Featherquack ( a duck she made up), slugs and babies!
Goldie: Slugs! Slugs! Slugs!
Seeda: Goldie the duck, stop being so obsessed with slugs!
Wingpond: Yes, you are so obsessed with slugs!
Duck energy refers to a person seemingly portraying a welcoming and cute exterior, however when you get closer they emit snarky energy and seem less welcoming.
Don't approach her, she gives off Duck Energy.
Another way of saying that you farted.
Me: Aw, man! Did anyone step on a duck?
I farted but I tried to cover it up with "stepped on a duck."
Calling Ben for technical support. Similar to rubber duck theory but the duck has some good ideas to point you in the right direction.
I'm out of ideas, time for some Divine Ducking.
What you say to greet the homies
Person 1: *Walks in door*
Person 2: Greasy duck what the fuck?