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Boner frigate

An organisation, community, or place typified by frustrated homosexual energy, typically male.

My brother works in IT at Yale — during the day it seems like a friendly place, but if you saw their web logs at night — man, that place is a boner frigate.

by jtrefgarne April 21, 2022


Beard boner

When a man’s beard sticks straight out instead of laying flat.

I must’ve slept wrong. I woke up with beard boner.

by KrallTheWarriorKing July 7, 2022


Rhone Boner

The majestic manifestation of the RMS-Rhone-sized erection (typically the penile variety) after discovering something larger than life, incredible, fantastic, magnificent, or impressive.

A shorter means to describe something as larger than life, incredible, fantastic, magnificent, or impressive.

Holy Shit! Check out that double rainbow!!! It's the Rhone boner of rainbows, man! You've gotta see this!

Wow! Scuba diving in between the 10 ft propeller of that boat wreck totally gave me a Rhone boner.

by Capitan November 28, 2012


pubic boner

when you have so much pubic hair it makes it look like you have a boner

bro i really need to shave down there, this pubic boner isnt a good look

by konerrGAY November 15, 2021


Boner Funeral

Verb. To return to a flacid state after ejaculating.

I attended a wake in her pussy, but boner funeraled in her ass.

by Pop Rox25 April 16, 2018


Boner Waster

When a Bitch makes u get a boner and has no intention on fucking you.

This Bitch I know is a Boner Waster but she is Fine as Fuck and I want to do her.

by Dankxs February 23, 2015


boner coffee

A dumb ass male individual that simply has a raging hard on and dips that shit into a hot cup of joe resulting in the male's dick being on fire then lets his "mate" lick that cup of joe residue off the dick

William: Good morning sweety do want some breakfast or a little bit of boner coffee?

Bitch: I guess i'll be satisfied with the little bit of your boner coffee

by Randy Sinatra November 27, 2013

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