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Anybody who refuses to pay more then the bare minimum for a car so that whenever you buy a new car they can continually remind you that you overpaid. This also allows them to insinuate how hands on they are since they have to continually upkeep their POS.
“My brother in law Josh refuses to pay more then a $1,000 for a car so her can continually remind the family he hasn’t paid more then $1,000 for a car in years and that he works on his own cars. He’s a cheap-car-douche.”
When a formerly sweet and slightly chubby guy gains a little muscle and turns into a total womanizing douche.
"Man, Ben used to be such a sweet guy."
"Yeah but then he got ripped and he's a total asshole."
"Definitely a case of Muscular Douche-trophy."
1.A person who usually has slight authority or seniority to others around them and tells others what to do in a dicky way.
2. Bosses people around with a negative attitude while looking down to them.
You would never believe what Sir douche nozzle just told me to do, Who's that? Steven after his promotion
These battles are more common in higher-class neighborhoods and wealthy communities. Basically anywhere where there is a high population of spoiled nicotine fiends that will pay you 50$ for a broken Vuse alto and a burnt piss pod. These battles begin with a minimum of 5 douche fluters, each douche fluter takes turns trying to output the biggest cloud of fruitiness possible. Once the battle is over, the douche fluters usually argue over whose cloud of queer was the biggest, the most common way to end one of these arguments is for all of the participating douche fluters to remove their pants and underwear, then they will determine the winner of the douche flute battle solely based on who has the biggest choad. This is the most efficient and effective way to end any douche flute argument. legend has it that the biggest choad ever recorded in the history of douche fluting was a whopping 2 inches long!!! douche fluters are commonly hated on for a variety of reasons and are often given nicknames by other people who do not approve of douche fluting. Some rather common names and terms include: fruity flutey 2.0, Fag with a drag, homo with a Novo, white dude with a My-Blu and Gay bitch with an Aegis...
Douche fluter - yo dawg, I just blew a four foot long cloud on 200 watts! this shits mad epic dawg....
Normal person - Huh, that's weird, when did they start making dildos that have screens and output vapor?
Douche fluter - I don't know brah, I just bought it from a website called www.doucheflutetoday.com, they had a crazy deal going on where if you buy two douche flutes, you get 50% off on a newer model that will be released shortly. they say this model is even bigger plus they added veins to the body of it as well as a new drip tip that resembles a foreskin!!!
It should be perfect for my next Douche flute battle!
Any most evil, undignified, cruel, perverted, sickening, piece of human pile to exist in our time and space continuum.
Based on Solaras Darkony (2010-2099)
Man 1: Aye, did you fuck Candy last nite?
Man 2: Naw She wouldn't fuck so i raped her in da ass then licked the blood out her asshole
Man 1: Gross dats so Solar Douche Darkus
When a douche nozzle/bag is throwing a tantrum.
This douche nozzle was such a whining, complaining brat over the smallest occurrences. He was acting like a douche-year old.
Toilet Paper Douche doo͞sh►
n. A person that spends excessive and/or unnecessary time shopping at grocery stores in times of crisis (ie. natural disaster) (ie. weather event) with the intent of buying more products or food than is required of them and their immediate party, causing unneeded shortages of said products ie. Toilet Paper.
Plural•Toilet Paper Douches•
Synonyms: TP Douche / Douchebag / As***les / Grocery Store Manatees /
Pandemic : Corona Virus; Covid-19
This is in relation to Pandemic 2020, Covid-19 people who bought too many things, term used to reference individuals that bought too many items, and contributed to the shortages on specific items ie: Toilet Paper.
Ex: 1)There were so many Toilet Paper Douches wandering around inside the grocery store this morning that I need to burn my clothes and bath in bleach later.
Ex: 2)The shelves are totally wiped out and it’s only Monday, thanks to all the Toilet Paper Douches.