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The state of mind one can enter after ingesting moderate amounts of amphetamines. A feeling of power and control.
Whoa! I'm such a god-hitler hybrid right now! Its time to lurk around with a creepy look on my face.
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A man who always knows the best moment to pull out. In other words, he knows exactly when to pull his penis out of a girls vagina while having sex with her in order to prevent sexually transmitted diseases and pregnancies.
Girl: " that man is The Pull Out God." I had sex with him last night and he pulled out at the best moment possible.
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The phrase one or more says when they think they have created the greatest word ever, and before adding it to urban dictionary, find that it is already there.
Dude, I came up with the word cummy ache. i'm gonna put it on urban dictio...wait... God Fucking Dammit!!!!
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often occurs when subject is fairy; determined if parents have wings and halo.
Dont get mixed with Fairly Odd Parents-we all have those.
Fairy God Parents are magic.
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The net god is one of the most highly respected gods in the universe. People feed the net god by throwing various items as "sacrifices" and people have been known to get in trouble for doing so. The location of the net god is found in Worthington, Ohio but the exact location is only known to a few followers.
Net God: "I must be fed!"
Worshiper: (throws chairs and food into the net god)
Net God: "Thank you young servant."
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Someone who skips math class to vape
That guy is a complete vape god
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The most powerful gods there are on any universe. The God's that watch over all the weed smoking, the pot toking, and control everything that has to do with mary jane herself. Whenever a pipe breaks, or you find a lucky bag in the pocket of the pants you havent worn since last week, there's a reason for it.
Dude, I was getting out of my bed and I dropped my pipe and it shattered! The Ganga Gods called and said you suck
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