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The Best movie ever, made a long time ago and full of fun and fantasy. Has a bunch of cool songs, and candy, you just can't beat it's greatness
come with me and you will see a world of pure imagination
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The best damn candy ever. The only problem is nobody sells them :( got to go all the freaking way to Beatty for them. Everyone bags on them for some reason ... I personly would DIE without them.
Dude! I got to get to Beatty to get some more Chocolate Covered Gummie Bears.
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When a group of testosterone filled hetero or homo men decide out of boredom to hang shits on muffins, if you miss the muffin you have to eat it.
The guys were bored so they threw a chocolate muffin party.
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Having a person shit on the tip of a dick and then lick it off, like someone would do to a piece of yan yan candy.
I went to japan and saw lots of young girls who were eating yan yan. I paid one 5 yen to give me a chocolate yan yan. I was amazed when she unzipped my pants and took a dump on my cock and then licked it off. Now that was a good day substituting at the japanese elementary school.
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What a redhead becomes when you jizz on her face.
"Dude totally had my chocolate covered strawberry on her knees last night. It was awesome"
"Nice man."
*High Five*
2👍 9👎
The best ice-cream flavour in the world, that all cool people love.
Anyone who does not like Mint Chocolate Ice Cream has no life.
The Creator of Mint Chocolate Ice Cream is a genius worthy of Einstein.
Person A: Omg. I LOVE Mint Chocolate Ice Cream.
Person B: Awesome, then you're just as cool as me. As in EXTREMELY COOL.
Person C: Eww. I hate Mint Chocolate Ice Cream.
Person A&B: You. Suck. *Shuns Person C*
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"He is a broke ass sexual chocolate!" - Asian
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