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John P thinks he's hot shit because he works at a warehouse for Home Depot and there's mad bitches there. There's this bitch that has dyed hair, a septum ring and John P simps over her but knows deep inside that he will never receive the cooch. He smokes weed, trips on acid and plays league of legends all fucking day, jerking off and just turning his brain to mush. He used to play guitar but now he doesn't play shit and is just an unproductive sack of shit that sits on his ass all day. His laugh sounds like a donkey and he lives with Jesus.
Person1: Yo, who's that guy?
Person2: Oh, that guy? That's John P.
Person1: Hm, he looks like he simps for bitches, never breaks up with his girlfriend, sits on his ass and plays league all fucking day, and jerks off every waking second.
Person2: Yep, that's him. Classic John P.
He will be a famous tik tok star. He is also known as the GOAT of everything and the sexyboy. No one can stop him.
The phrase one says when they are about to get some Premium Pussy or Dick(PeePee) and can be said by both genders
Mom: Where’re you going honey?
John: I’m going to get some Double P
Ryan is a beautiful girl. She’s usually very popular and sweet. She’s usually a blonde and she loves cheer! Everyone loves her. She very friendly and caring.
Person #1 Wow she’s so sweet!
Person #2 Yeah her name is Ryan P.
The definition of this word ( Ryan P/ new RSP ) refers to what Ryan p could've been if she had showed more affection towards the best man she ever had. She started getting bored of the man she "Loved" and probably switch off to another.
1: Victor Perez-Lucio - Ryan P and him would've been so cute together
2: I was hoping for Ryan P to work out with him but it didn't :((
Gay P is slang for Gay Porn. Gay porn is when two of the same gender have sex. For example, if it were men having gay sex, it could include of one man shoving his utter horse cock into another dudes wide spread creamy asshole, a man shoving his cock down another guys throat till he gargles, and intensely jerking off another guy till that bitch cums.
I love watching gay p it makes me horny.
(Usage)
A conversation starter for your friends on Discord, or just a random status.
(Abstract)
Expresses the meaning of 'p' in such a profound way the reader will have no choice but to accept what you're saying and agree with it. A derivative of the phrase 'me when the'. Mysterious interpretations can be formed from the phrase but it gives more meaning and purpose to what the 'p' is and when is it going to happen or what it is going to do... if that makes sense.
No capitalizing letters.
Me: when the p
Friend: What?
Me: 'P'
Friend: Ok sure.