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Dick that you suck exclusively in one car only.
"My man just got a car"
"Imagine how good the car dick will be"
"I know!!!!"
Official reference to Summernats in Canberra
Hey Cyril, you gonna go see the car thing later?
National Car Meetup Day is November 5th. To celebrate: Everyone who loves cars meets at their nearest 7 Eleven at 6pm
Chad: How's it going Brad, do you know what day it is?
Brad: Yeah it's National Car Meetup Day. My local 7 Eleven is packed every year.
The "yoda car" involves two people who are stripped naked and tied to the front of a two cars (one male and one female). The two cars collide at very fast speeds. this continues until ejactulation.
Mechanic:"what happened to your truck"
Me: "i got a lil freaky last night and tried the "yoda car"
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It's like being jet lagged, but you traveled in a car.
I just drove 16 hours straight from Chicago to Orlando, I'm car dragged.
An overdressed track-themed street car with that distinct later generation Nissan-Z engine amplified to sound like Chewbacca when he's agitated. In Star Wars, the Wookie costume must have felt overdressed while wearing it. The car also looks a bit chewed back with some exaggerated feature like excessive camber preventing the ability to have more than two tires flat on the ground at a time. This may be a fuel-saving feature in a straight line, but tire wear is far more expensive, and maybe the it corners more like an inverted motorcycle with such a stiff sway bar.
Still, the owner deserves props for not adding an oversized spoiler which might actually be necessary for sweeping corners at aircraft speeds.
Car-"Uhn-Droahrgoahrgrohedrodrodroh!"
Neighbor-"Fix your muffler, Chew-Bac-Car !"
Driver-"My friends think it's funny!"
Neighbor-"They laugh behind your back, wookie-boy!"
Food purchased specifically to eat in the car on the way home from the grocery store.
Vicki thinks cookies make a good car snack since you can eat them with one hand while driving and one sleeve lasts exactly the time it takes to drive from the A&P to home.