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Blue Car Syndrome, Also known as Frequency Illusion, or Baader-Meinhof phenomenon; Occurs when a new idea or object (like a blue car) is brought to your attention, that thing or idea will then abruptly begin appearing more often in your life, almost as if by coincidence.
Usually this is your mind noticing a new pattern which it previously ignored, in favor of information you were already aware of.
"I learned this new word, then the characters in all my favorite shows started saying it. Weird, but probably Blue Car Syndrome"
"I bought an old used Toyota, and now I see the same year and model everywhere I go! Definitely have Blue Car Syndrome"
Noun- The act of opening the backdoor of a school bus, pulling down your pants, and peeing on the car behind
Ivan needed to pee, so he opened the emergency exit and gave the Dodge behind them a Missouri car wash
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Mario: The pepperoni bag was cut below the zipper!
Luigi: That blows snow all over the car!
Slang for saying don’t do that, or it’s a bad idea
Friend- I wanna get wit my ex
Me- girl, get your ass in the car
An extremely annoying catchphrase said at random times. Even when a conversation is about cars, the catchphrase is still not funny. Used rarely in the United States of America
Friend 1: So why do you like One Direction so much?
Sivan (Friend 2): I'm not obsessed, I just like some of their music.
Annoying Friend: Wait, are we talking about cars?
Sivan (Friend 2): Goshdammit, NO!
Annoying Friend: (Laughs and runs away)
National Car Meetup Day is November 5th. To celebrate: Everyone who loves cars meets at their nearest 7 Eleven at 6pm
Chad: How's it going Brad, do you know what day it is?
Brad: Yeah it's National Car Meetup Day. My local 7 Eleven is packed every year.
The "yoda car" involves two people who are stripped naked and tied to the front of a two cars (one male and one female). The two cars collide at very fast speeds. this continues until ejactulation.
Mechanic:"what happened to your truck"
Me: "i got a lil freaky last night and tried the "yoda car"
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