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a funny version of "touch me, i scream".
Me: What's your favourite song?
Blud: touch me ice cream ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ
Me: well i like my cheese alkaline bruh
The awkward moment between friends, when one, particularly keen on ice skating, is promised an opportunity to participate in this recreational sport with other friend(s) but then at the last minute said "friend" refuses to participate leaving the other on an ice-prairie of not having anyone to skate with.
Furious hand gestures are then made, mimicking pirouetting motion and fist shaking in rage.
"Hey Jude, do you fancy going ice skating, on the new Christmas rink in town?"
"Yeah, I promise you we'll go next week"
"Sweeeeeet"
*Next Week*
"Lets go to the ice rink then!"
"Nah, it's too cold"
****AWKWARD ICE-SKATE****
Frozen ice is ice because ice is already frozen. Frozen ice can also define a person’s personality
Boy 1: That girl is frozen ice
Boy 2: yes she’s very hard to get
To speak against a statement you know is misleading and can be easily misconstrued from actual intentions, or sounds too good to be true. Used commonly for political polishing (pc).
Person 1. As a campaign promise I will get rid of taxes on tips.
Person 2. You are trying to buy votes, and icing the cake.
You'll know its bad after you eat it. If you belly hurts its bad.
Mmmm that ice cream whas gooOoood! *2 minutes later* Uggghhhh wowza! That was deffinitly bad.That was (bad ice cream).
The resulting debris from a car window after a smash and grab robbery.
Before I even got back to my car, I knew I’d been robbed. Street Ice everywhere!
When something is freezing or cold.
This swimming pool is ice pigs
Man it’s ice pigs out here tonight
This drink is ice pigs