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Those rare moments when EVERYTHING is perfect and you can sit back and breath again.
It’s a high feeling, even though you’ve never done drugs and don’t know what that feels like, that lets you let go and enjoy life before it all goes to shit again.
1: Hey, dude, are you okay?
2: Yeah, I’m perfect!
1: ..?
2: I’m just high off of life!
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subterranean reproductive organisms found often dried in the folds of tissue nestled in dark corners under or near adolescent and post-adolescent male's place of slumber. Its distinctive characteristics include its crusty texture accompanied by its sea-like aroma.
Good God, it smells like tissue sea-life in here. What have you been doing?!
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To have a life that is difficult, where the elements of the world seem to be against you all the time.
For example, life on the streets, the life of a hustler or a dealer.
Jay-Z's "Hard Knock Life"
It's a hard knock life for us, it's a hard knock life for us, instead of treated, we get tricked, instead of kisses, we get kicked, it's a hard knock life
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simply the god of all and every game that has ever been made. for half life 2 brings shame to all.
dude 1: dude u gat half life 2 yet?
dude 2: no, i just pass up the oppitunity to buy the greatest game of all time so i have more time to masterbate and make fun of the old and retarted.
dude 1: you shuld get it, it rules!
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Also known as club Life. This is a place located In Astoria, Queens in New York City.This club is located in an urban neighborhood with mostly white residents. People come from all over The queens Area or even New Jersey to attend this Club event, Mostly White italians they all have the blowout hairstyle, and sexy guidette. The girls are slut but who cares, Theyr Hott! This is a teen club event no one above age 17 is allowed inside, at this place people grind on random people and the girls are easy to get. A really fun place for teens to go. The ticket is currently 30 dollors and you are aloow in from 7pm-2am, in that club u will see the best looking people ever, and like 3 black ppl in the club and like 2 asians when everyone else is white lmfao, aniways its rlly fun. They only have their events once a month before a major holiday.
When i was waiting outside Mrdvip club life
These hot girls outside the club were complaining about how cold it was outside and having to wait online because they were only wearing a tank top and super short shorts.
A car arrives at the club, the door opens and All of a sudden like 20 Italian dude jump out and start going crazy.Thats all you see outside of Mrdvip life
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person you want to spend the rest of your life with
Lindsey is the "love of my life"
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When you realize suddenly that you've finished school, and it's time to Choose Your Career, and Support Yourself, and enter the Real World -- NOW -- and you have no eartly idea what to do. It doesn't help that you probably have absolutely no job experience whereas the jobs you see advertised everywhere want at least 3-5 years.
You can buy yourself some time to regroup by getting a McJob.
Oh god what do i do where do i go from here my resume sucks i suck and i don't have any money and if i go to my parents i'm a failure and i need to get out there and find a job but i don't see any that i want or that i think i'll know how to do very well or they won't hire me anyway 'cause i can't prove i'm any good so i think i'll just sit here in my room in the dark and curl up and go to sleep for awhile.......
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