Smearing your cock with Nutella or any kind of chocolate, and shoving it up your partner's asshole.
I'm gonna Reverse Poop you with the leftover Nutella tonight
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Poopstick is a black dick, especially one inserted into a white woman's vagina or ass hole. The longer or bigger the black dick, the more it looks like the white woman is pooping out of her vagina or ass hole.
Person 1: White women fucking black dudes looks like she's pooping out of her vagina.
Person 2: She got Poop Stick in her vajayjay.
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when you need to unclog the toilet because you have released the monster that has been growing between your asscheeks.
you: dude, i had to grab a branch off of the oak tree in my yard
Friend: for what?
You: i released Satan himself from my ass when i took that foot long dump.
Friend: So You needed a poop stick?
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when hair gets stuck in your butt, and poop attracts to it
I found a poop string in my butt when i was showering this morning
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The grimaced face and grunting made when you are constipated or have hemorrhoids and the poop is hard to expel or painful. A woman pooping whoβs constipated or has hemorrhoids is a She-Hulk poop. The Incredible Hulk, Hulk, green monster, David Banner, Bruce Banner, Hulk smash, Lou Ferrigno, Marvel, The Avengers, poop, crap, constipation, hemorrhoids, She-Hulk, stool, take a shit, shit, bowel movement, doo-doo, Hulk rage, Hulk angry, take a dump
Ever since I started taking that new medication, Iβve had one Hulk poop after another. My butt is so sore.
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The act of sending emails to your friends while sitting on the toilet. Usually as part of an on-going email thread. Sometimes proven with a picture.
I stayed on the toilet too long because I was poop threading and it is hard to type on my iPhone.
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First you freeze your poop
Then you buy potatoβs
Then fertilise your potatoβs with the poo
Delicious!
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