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When having intercourse you use a rolled up taco as a fake penis to penetrate the vagina. Then proceed to take the taco out when she orgasms, smack her in the head with it. Next, unwrap the tortilla and eat it while masturbating to "careless whispers" by George Michael.
I stopped at Taco Bell before I fucked this bitch last night, totally got her with the crystal lake taco tuck.
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A pocket, usually made of skin, sewn to the inside of a vagina.
"You'll never guess what I found in my girl's taco pocket last night!"
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After taking your lady friend out for some fine cuisine at a local taco bell - for the best results beef burritos work the best. she sits on your face and releases a fart - the shockwaves from the fart travels along your tongue causing a vibrating sensation against her vagine.
"Dude did you hear about Cubbie?"
"No Man what happened?"
"He took Misty out for some Mexican food last night - she rode the Taco Bell Tidal wave for a half an hour before he got sick!"
"What a fuckface!"
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Doing a blumpkin to a chick.
Vera is such a whore all she wants is a deep fried fish taco!
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The abnormal pussy growth that is brought on by being a New York Giants fan for any period of time.
Matt has been a fan for so long, you can see camel toe from his New York Giants Taco!
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The act of eating a large quantity of Del Taco food followed by standing on one's head in the shower and spraying the warm diarrhea into the air covering one's body leaving the skin a golden brown.
I slept naked last night and accidentally gave my girlfriend a partial Del Taco spray tan when I bare-assed sharted on her.
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After eating copious amounts of Taco Bell/Mexican food and having to shit extremely bad, right as your ass comes in contact with the toilet seat the shit flies out, nearly missing the bathroom floor.
Oh god, I'm going to have to have a Taco Bell Buzzer Beater if I have one more bite of this burrito.
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