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When one Pisses & Shits, but the shit is so big the stretch of the asshole causes one to climax.
James, have you ever Cum piss poo water before?
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When you decide to dip out of a discord call for at least 6 hours.
I'm going to water my basil Plant
The Flat Sparkling Water Paradox is a VERY well known hypothesis that the only true way to describe sparkling water is by describing it as flat water.
Which some people would just say is still water but they would in fact be incorrect. This is because despite the flat taste of sparkling water, it is still carbonated, therefore, meaning it is still sparkling water.
So as a result of this carbonated beverage tasting flat we come to the understanding that this is indeed the Flat Sparkling Water Paradox.
Friend 1: This sparkling water tastes awful, it just tastes like flat water.
Friend 2: That makes no sense but also hundreds of sense at the same time.
Friend 1: Wow that sounds like some real Flat Sparkling Water Paradox
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first you have to turn the knobs, then you check the temperature below the faucet.
I caught spencer checking the bath water with erin 3 times while they were at the mall today
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The guarantee that is offered on something that cant be guaranteed for as long as that person keeps a part of their body in boiling water. In other words there is no guarantee
Seller - Yeah this car comes with a boiling water guarantee
Buyer - Ok thanks ill get back to you
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A person convinced that they are smarter than others, going as far as claiming that they rule over others, such as imps, or others.
Person 1: Wow, you think you're so smart.
Person 2: I am. That's why I'm the water goblin queen.
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What a human being or other carbon-based life form appears to be, to a hypothetical silicon-based life form. From the "Star Trek: The Next Generation" episode "Home Soil".
A human beingHuman being is such an ugly bag of mostly water!
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