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A 2 Hole Clap is a very unique and rare occurrence. Only a special breed of woman can ever attain such a skill. It has two requirements (1) a woman must have an extremely elongated pussy lips also known as the labia and (2) severe rectal prolapse, which occurs when the rectum slides out of place and sticks out of ones asshole, turning the rectum inside out.
The 2 Hole Clap occurs when ones elongated pussy lips and rectum flap onto one another when one walks causing a slap or clapping sound.
Woke up drunk in bed with this naked girl. She got up and walked to the bathroom and as she walked I heard this awkward seductive clapping sound. Observing closely I noticed two long protrusions flapping outside of her body. At first I thought I had slept with a tranny again but came to realize that in fact I was experiencing the mythical 2 hole clap - an asshole and pussy hole clap.
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Due diligence 2
Solutions .. find a priest .. feel I should say proper one … someone like me who works with spirt in that capacity (lightkeeper) or stranger still …
Demon zapper … yes it’s a thing and my intuition then guide seem to think it would be rather effective .. spiritual workers take note …
What do we dread most? Yep? It’s not that nice …
I only really found myself once I cleared what I call an electrical fog/ smog around me … for years .. orgonite was the key and more so than any crystal ..
Oh and it’s non personal .. recently discovered even family may not want to take up your offer of healing which of course is their own free will and discretion
Company i found makes the demon zapper as an alternate version to their frequency zapper .. which ..
lol find for yourself, Nuff clues given..
My decency as a human being made me write this …
Due diligence 2 ... After removal/ destruction of said energy / demonic presence effects felt instantly but the fog lasts up to 48 hours …
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threeeee of the coolest cats live here: joehotoe, deej, and pauly baby
Corr: "yo, you been to the 2-1-4?"
Vick: "yeah dem boyz iz crazy"
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after men realized they were better than women, they decided to give women no vote in anything. however, the evil feminists revolted, which annoyed the fuck outta the guys until they eventually gave in and decided girls could vote on important issues, but would only count as 2/5ths of a person.
One guy counts as more than 2 girls with the 2/5ths compromise in effect
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Bob; Hey wanna play Dark Souls 2 with me?
Tim; Sure let's go lose the last of our sanity
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To say something that is very dumb usually something to do with a teacher
Mrs.Manwaring- I wish I had a house closer to the school, I think Ill just stay with one of you guys
Matt: You can stay in my room Mrs.Manwaring..... I mean uhhh
Pj: Take it easy Matt
Mrs.Manwaring: Matt,I think you should go get a drink of water
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da skoo in ny dat need to git itz rep up cuz we got laptops. oh yeah
ah ha. i go to mott hall 2 and i git to use laptops in class and you dont!!!
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