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A phrase used by doofus’s to attempt to sound intelligent when in all reality it only makes the speaker sound like a dodo bird.
Hey Wally, don’t look into anything that might make us money, that shit’s going the way of the dodo bird around here.
A Bird from 2027... A friendly creature, that is taller than the human
Person 1: Do you seen Erosion Bird?
Person 2: No! Did you mean Opium Bird or Opiuш bird?
To take a shit in public with your pants on then proceed to kick it out of one of your pants legs.
If confronted by this tell them you were kicking a bird.
Rogelio: Did you just shit your self?!?
Ethin: No, i just kicked a bird.
One who sneaks out of work and leaves early.
Hey have you seen Fernando? Naw man I think he did an early bird hustle today.
Giving someone a cumshot on the back after doggy
When we fuck I Always Ice the bird.
When you are up on a 48 hour bender or more.
Hey bro, I've been up for 3 days, been on a bird bender.
I was up with the birds again this morning, been on a bird bender.
When you and another person stay up all night or several nights blinding birds(pheasants), with the help of a substance.
I haven't even been to bed yet, been on a bird bender, putting on those blinders.